Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poem. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Humor of the Day: The Goons and Spike Milligan



The Goons
were a group of popular comedians.  They consisted of Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe.

Humor was very important in those days, during and after the second world war and the great depression that followed, to lift peoples spirits and make them laugh.  Some say that laughter is the best medicine.

The humor is a bit dated for people born long after The Goons prime, but there are parts that are still funny and once you understand the terminology of that time, you can have a few laughs.

My favourite is: 



and this one




Spike Milligan

A funny one that Spike did was part of a series called Q.  This is one of the things he did:  A man walks into a café, purchases a baguette, and sits down at a table to eat...


Wedging the end in his mouth, he's startled when George Gershwin's 'Rhapsody in Blue' suddenly emanates from it. Slamming the bread down, the music stops and he flees. Closing in on the table, we see a sign, 'RESERVED', before a hammer crashes down on the snack.

Does that make any sense? No, but it's weirdly funny nonetheless. And that's probably the best way to sum up Spike Milligan's experimental sketch show.

Source:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/q/

"I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL"
There is a series on Spike Milligan after he died, called "I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL, which explored various highlights and lowlights of his life.

One of the low lights was his time in World War II, which is not specifically funny at all but more important, shows him to be a real person even though he always tried to be funny and keep up everyones spirits.

This is a poem that he wrote during this time:


Death Wish


*Bury me anywhere,
Somewhere near a tree
Some place where a horse will graze
and gallop over me.

Bury me
Somewhere near a stream,
When she floods her banks
I'll give her thanks
For reaching out to me
In my childhood scene;

But please -
don't bury me
In Golders Green.

-Spike Milligan, Italy, 1944

Source:  http://www.poetryperdiem.blogspot.com/

BUT sadly, he did not get his wish :( 

The grave of Spike Milligan in the grounds of St Thomas, Winchelsea, East Sussex. The epitaph reads "Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite", Irish for "I told you I was ill."

Source:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Milligan

Here is a bit more about Spike Milligan:
(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Spike Milligan

Born - 16 April 1918(1918-04-16)  in Ahmednagar, British India
Died - 27 February 2002(2002-02-27) (aged 83) - Rye, East Sussex, England
Nationality -  Irish
Influences -  Groucho Marx,  Edward Lear, W. C. Fields, Walt Disney, Jacques Tati, Spike Jones, J. B. Morton, Influenced Peter Cook, Monty Python, Marty Feldman, Kenny Everett, Harry Hill, Spouse June Marlow (1952–60), Patricia Ridgeway (1962–78), Shelagh Sinclair (1983–2002)

Notable works and roles The Goon Show

A bit about Spike Milligan

  1. He was born Terence Alan Patrick Seán "Spike" Milligan KBE (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002). 
  2. He  was a comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier, and actor.
  3. Milligan's early life was spent in India, where he was born, but the majority of his working life was spent in the United Kingdom.
  4. He became an Irish citizen in 1962 after the British government declared him stateless.[1]
  5. He was the co-creator, main writer and a principal cast member of The Goon Show, performing a range of roles including the popular Eccles.

  •  Spike Milligan wrote and edited many books, including Puckoon and his seven-volume autobiographical account of his time serving during the Second World War, beginning with Adolf Hitler: My part in his downfall.
  • He is also noted as a popular writer of comical verse, much of his poetry was written for children, including Silly Verse for Kids (1959).
  • After success with the ground-breaking British radio programme, The Goon Show, Milligan translated this success to television with Q5, a surreal sketch show which is credited as a major influence on the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Monday, 15 November 2010

SCIENCE: Revision - the human body

Today I was revising the human body.  We decided to do acrostic poems to help remember important facts.

Skeleton
Support, movement and protection
Keeps the body in good shape
Every part is essential
Ligaments hold the bones together at the joints
Even muscles work in pairs, contracting and relaxing
Tendons hold the muscles to the bones
Organs are safe inside
Never break your bones - keep them inside not out!

Blood Vessels


Blood in capillaries
Lets food and gasses move in and out
Organ that pumps blood around the body is the HEART
Oxygen is taken from the lungs by the blood
Deviously CO2 is given back
Veins, arteries and capillaries work together
Every heart beat creates a pulse
Seventy beats per minute when resting
Sets the pace for the adult heart
Essential for
Living
So look after it and be careful who you give it to


Teeth

Try to brush all 32 of them 2 x every day to keep Mr Plaque away
Enamel on the outside, dentine on the inside, rooted in the gum
Eat the right foods to prevent tooth decay
Tearing canines, cutting incisors, and grinding molars
Have to work together to get the job of chewing done!

SMILE a lot to show them off!


Exercise

Exercise strengthens the muscles
'Xhilerating', 'xtremely' invigorating
Everyday you should do some.
Really develops the lungs
Co-ordination building
Incentive to use up food
Sleep tight
Every night


Health Risks

Healthy living is vital for a long and prosperous life
Every drug is addictive and damages your brain
Alcohol harms your
Liver
Tobacco contains addictive nicotine
Heart attacks are a
Risk
Ingesting alcohol can slow your reactions
Smoking causes lung cancer
Kids should be careful not to do these things
Stay healthy, keep clear of dangerous habits!

Remember why things are good or bad for you.

Thursday, 30 September 2010

Poetry: Landslide

Here is an Acrostic Poem we wrote together:

Loved ones
Alive, suddenly buried
Never to be found
Died in the mud
Slipping and sliding, searching
Lost
Inconsolable
D
isaster - desperation, destruction, devastation
Echo's across the valley

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Poetry: Rhyming Couplets

"A couplet is a two-lined verse. Both lines rhyme"

We saw a lovely poem today that someone had posted on facebook.

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
~ Joyce Kilmer

...and so we decided to look into the format of the poem and that I should write one myself.

It was cool and fun. First I build up a word bank and then I numbered my lines in pairs, from 1 -12 (6 verses of rhyming couplets). My subject was Dolphins as my dad saw 2 in the bay yesterday.

Here is my "rhyming couplet" poem:

1 I have never seen
2 Such a graceful being

3 The dolphin jumps and plays
4 In great, big waves.

5 She jumps to the clouds
6 Then splashes back down.

7 By far the smartest in the sea
8 All they do is play and be free.

9 Dolphins dream of eating darting silver fish
10 Dancing to the seas great songs is their wish.

11 Dolphins should not be in a cage to entertain
12 They should be free to roam their ocean terrain!


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If you are looking for rhyming words try typing in ...What rhymes with ........ Mine search opened up in http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_rhymes_with_entertain

Answer

aine, ayn, bain, baine, bane, bayne, blain, blaine, blane, blayne, brain, cain, caine, cane, cayne, chain, cheyne, crain, craine, crane, crayne, dain, dane, dayne, drain, draine, drane, duan, duane, dwayne, fain, fane, fayne, feign, fein, frain, fraine, frane, frayn, frayne, frein, freyne, gain, grain, grein, hahne, hain, hane, hayn, hayne, heyn, heyne, jain, jane, jayne, kain, kaine, kane, kayne, krain, krane, krein, lain, laine, lane, layne, ln, main, maine, mane, mayne, meyn, paign, pain, paine, pane, payne, plain, plane, quain, rain, raine, rayne, reign, rein, reine, sain, saine, sane, shain, shaine, shane, shayne, slain, slaine, slane, spain, splain, splaine, sprain, stain, strain, swain, swaine, swayne, thain, thaine, thane, thayne, train, trane, twain, vain, vane, vein, veyne, vrain, wain, wane, wayne, zane, abstain, again, ahlen, alain, alaine, alane, alayne, allain, arcane, arraign, attain, bahrain, beauchaine, biscayne, brattain, buntain, butane, campaign, catain, champagne, champaign, champlain, charlayne, charmain, charmaine, chastain, cocaine, complain, constrain, contain, costain, courchaine, dahrain, decrane, defrain, delaine, demain, deschaine, despain, detain, devane, dewayne, disdain, domain, domaine, duchaine, dufrane, dumaine, duquesne, dushane, duwayne, elaine, elane, elayne, explain, fontaine, fountaine, galane, germain, germaine, germane, helane, hossain, humane, hussain, hussein, iain, inane, insane, jermaine, jyishane, laraine, lehane, lennane, lorain, loraine, lorraine, maclaine, maclean, maintain, mcbain, mcbane, mccain, mccane, mcclain, mcclaine, mcclane, mcgrain, mcgrane, mcguane, mckain, mckane, mclain, mclane, mclean, mcquain, mcshane, mcswain, mcwain, morain, moraine, mundane, mustain, obtain, ordain, partain, pertain, profane, refrain, regain, remain, restrain, retain, retrain, rogaine, romain, romaine, ruane, sartain, serbaine, spokane, sustain, sylvain, terrain, tirane, torain, tremaine, tulane, ukraine, uptain, urbain, urbane, yeargain, aquitaine, ascertain, inhumane, kahane, lafountain, lafountaine, lamontagne, overtrain, preordain, legerdemain

Friday, 13 August 2010

Castaways of the Flying Dutchman

Just read the book about The Flying Dutchman. see my book blog - http://bookdragongirl.blogspot.com/

Doing a writing exercise by looking at other peoples reviews to improve my review skills.

Compiling a powerpoint presentation on the origins of the Flying Dutchman legend with some excellent images on google.com.

Also writing a poem and doing a short play. Art will be incorporated by doing a sketch and painting and maybe a sculpture of the ship.

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Today is a very poetic day.

I wrote this poem about a forest, in "free verse":

A forest
unseen by winter
inhabited by birds and insects
a celebration of singing, twittering life

This forest,
this ever-living forest
the only truly wild place
left on earth.

This forest of hope
is safely hidden
from prying, destructive curiosity
so close to being eliminated
dear mother earth

This dear forest
of mine
forever being re-born,
growing and blossoming

My forest
alive with music
a mother bird sings
athering food
for her young

the wolf howls
to his lover,
the moon

the bumble bee
buzzing
as he flies
from rose to daisy.

My forest is living.

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WHAT IS POETRY?

Poetry is a collection of creative thoughts making use of verses, rhyme and metaphors, similes and onomatopoeia etc

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The wind is blowing today and through the night, it was wild and wet. Even on Friday we were already flying kites.

The little wooded area near our home is bending back and forth as the wind plays with the tree tops.

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I am also looking at other different types of poetry:

Acrostic poems
These have the word spelt out down the side and you make a line starting with each letter of the word.

Here is an acrostic poem I wrote about the wind:


WIND

Wild
Icy
Naughty
Destructive

Another type of poem that is good to write is a CINQUAIN

They have 5 lines
each line has the same number of words in it as its number sequence

title
describes the title
action of the title
how does it make you feel
synonom for title

the last line has a single word that means the same as the title (synonym)

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Here are 2 poems that I did as CINQUAIN's

Ocean
Vast, Unpredictable
Living, Moving, Never still
Enchanted, Excited, Amazed, Afraid,
Sea

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Horses
Intelligent companions
Swiftly galloping, jumping
Awestruck, thrilling, friendship, free
Wild


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Here are some links to some poetry websites.

http://www.types-of-poetry.org.uk/
http://www.poetryteachers.com/
http://www.kathimitchell.com/poemtypes.html